Take five extra minutes to look up the facts. Cracked.com’s article on toying with your own brain started with the too-good-to-be-true idea of Polyphasic Sleeping. I had broken out a day-timer and planned out how I could fit my life around 20-minute naps every four hours when the Onyszczak side of me redoubled its skepticism and made me dig through Google a little longer, finding the first link above.

Call me a sheep but I am going to side with the doctor and his scientific data instead of the bloggers. Personal experience with the war between sleep and shift work backs up Dr. Wozniak’s claims, too.

My box with The Beatles Rock Band, Limited Edition is sitting behind me waiting to get back to the apartment. Which is pretty clean now, although I lack the camera to prove it.

If anything was going to drag me off of Champions Online it would be this.